Dear ~REcilince (https://www.deviantart.com/recilince),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus, and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I never liked eggplant-fetishism .
Greetings to your freaky family, Victoria.
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